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What is missing from this picture - exactly there is no curry on the table! (Tut Tut...)

The Next Gathering....Wargrave

Right... finally The Grand Turmeric in Wargrave has got its act together and is open... after renaming itself from the Curry Leaf & and the Lemon something... so at last we can visit for our next gathering in October. As you can see they have done a rather nice job of the place... only problem is they seem to have forgotten to add any parking spaces...?  Here is the website...in case you need it.

http://www.theturmeric.co.uk/

However we have a plan...

If we meet in the lovely local pub we can park in their massive car park around the back...so we are going to meet about 8pm at the....White Hart across the road in Wargrave High Street then problem solved.

All reports suggest that the Turmeric is not your everyday common or garden curry house offering more delicate dishes and not swathes of sause hiding the meat... so fingers crossed they live up to it.

Everyone in ?

(PS : yes I know they look similar in the pictures...white paint was popular once remember!)

Ocean Village 2 (revisited)

Our regular readers will know that the Ocean Village in Maidenhead heading out toward the bridge to Slough has gone down in FFCC history as officially the worst curry house we had been too.

We caught them on a bad night when the food was iffy and the service worse and pretty unanimous condemnation followed.

But they say time is a healer, and in fairness to the owners a few take aways from there have been fine - so bravery took us over and we decides 5 years after our first encounter we would revisit.

Meeting just along the road at The Guardsmans Inn (which incidentally does a great curry & a pint nights on Wednesday!) we only had a stumble to the curry shop.

I feel sorry for the Ocean Village, the owner is a lovely chap and he has a set of flats across the road (75% sold proudly announced outside) he should be full of customers but last Friday he was struggling. The England v Moldova game on the telly was clearly hitting the custom.

We arrived with only 2 people in having a quite semi-romantic night out (no romance after a curry eh!) and the ambiance was well flat... He wasn't even playing any music.

Eating in a library was never going to be entertaining, but we ploughed on... The immortal question "what is your speciality?" was met with that ridiculous response that curry house so frequently use "It is all special!" made me think of the lead Indian character in the The Best Marigold Hotel movie - optimistic in the extreme...!

The Ocean Village is a strange place because it is one of those places that if you choose well you get great food if you choose wrong you get bland tasteless food that leaves you thinking that a Waitrose Curry for one would have been a far better idea. Which is exactly what we experienced a mix bag of surprise and apathy towards the food.

The tip from us would be stick to the 'meat' (hopefully lamb) curries and avoid the chicken (bland) and fish (tasteless) the mix starter is however well worth having as you get a sample of the best and it was all tasty.

This place does at least do hot curry so many places nowadays don't offer truly tasty hot curry - not all that macho crap of give me a Vindaloo but just bein able to turn out a curry hotter and tastier than your average. So many places are taming down their heat we find. My advice is try the Jalfrezi Lamb - nice and spicy and great tender meat.

The ambiance did bring the mood down a bit but the price is something you simply can't knock this place on as it was £25 a head with booze in so very reasonable I think you would agree.

How do we sum up The Ocean Village - they are nice people, the food is decent and occasionally good it just isn't a very special place, there just isn't anything to make it stand out nothing you put your finger on and say - that's great but it is not awful and it is no longer worthy of the damning we originally gave it.

25 years in business this year and that says something, you can get by with decent offerings - but in the world of curry things have moved on so much will it survive another 25 like this?

Would we go back - yes in 5 more years. The all important scores - from the 6 people there...

Juan 6
Gavin 6
Ian 7
Rob 7
Nick 7
Pete 7

Website : http://www.oceanvillageuk.com/

CAMRA Campaign

I know our little curry club is mixed beer, wine & diet coke (though it shames us all to admit that!) drinkers but... we still think curry & beer goes together like … err… well beer & curry just does so we are supporting this campaign and signing the e-petition. And we think you should too.... We don't normally get political but this is something worth fight for… BEER!
Check out this link below: copy to your browser and sign up…

http://epetitions.direct.gov.uk/petitions/29664

Of course some bills....are bigger than others!

Of course some bills after the curry are worse than others…!

Akash Tandoori - Burnham

We popped over the Burnham this evening to the Akash Tandoori...

First a couple of quick thoughts in Burnham on a Friday night, the top end of the High Street is really busy, pub thriving and good buzz about the place...great to see and we are in a double-dip recession apparently!

Akash was a bit of a dilemma : good food, very patchy service and a busy restaurant with a lively crowd of locals in. We felt loved-up as we entered as the warm handshake seemed very welcoming. Sadly it was quickly apparent as the waiter realised we weren't in the big crowd behind us and he stepped straight past us and transferred his warm welcome to the group - we got pointed to a table and asked to sit. It seems booking in advance is a bit of a waste as no one seemed to know!

Akash is definitely aimed at a young clientele and it caters for this in the menu. There were three big tables in and they were busy meeting that order so we rather got forgotten on the edge and the wait between the starters and the main was a rather lengthy wait... 50 minutes between course does help you to digest I suppose.

The food - well, it has to be said it was very tasty and presented well and if you order a hot Jalfrezi or Vindaloo it is pretty damn hot : too many places are serving rather warm rather than hot curries these days so that was refreshing. The normal fayre was good but we would recommend opting for the Chef Specialities because they were definitely the better options.

Naan sadly was a little burnt but tasty enough, the prawns on purée was very good and the Tarka Dall was excellent as portion sizes were good, but our Vindaloo connoisseur was very surprises to find apple in his Vindaloo ... That was a first…

So, all fairly good stuff as restaurants go and then all of a sudden you realise that sitting near the door is disastrous because with a high turnover of tables the constant rearranging of the tables around us to cope with big and small groups coming in was a total pain. So our advice is don't take the front window seat - oh, and that means you also avoid the bright blue up lighters outside the restaurant which light up the front.

But the bill - the big issue - it was cheap, £78 for 4 without a lot of booze admittedly but reasonable none the less. However the hot towels were, well cold actually, and the nice touch of a lolly with the bill is a clever little twist ... We all laughed but ate them!

The big question of course for us is would we go back? Sadly the popular vote is no... The food just doesn't make up for quite slow and lazy service. We just assumed the main task here was catering for local regulars and for that alone pop in visitors like us were a bit too hard work.

Ranking for us was well outside our top 20.

Bit of a screw up ....

There were plans laid to meet this evening as we moved the 6th gathering.

But stupidly Ed's Karen and Mrs Chairman arranged a singing event at Bray Cricket Club ! So we have a challenge. Do both FFCC and Singalong  and stay married or drop out if one or other with expected consequences....

Here is a suggestion as Gavin, Ian, Tom and Clive can't make it.... meet at the Guardsmans Inn for an individual curry and then pop along to watch relatives sing a bit and have another pint.

All comments and thoughts welcome and apologies for tardy administrations skills  at FFCC HQ.