Ocean Village 2 (revisited)

Our regular readers will know that the Ocean Village in Maidenhead heading out toward the bridge to Slough has gone down in FFCC history as officially the worst curry house we had been too.

We caught them on a bad night when the food was iffy and the service worse and pretty unanimous condemnation followed.

But they say time is a healer, and in fairness to the owners a few take aways from there have been fine - so bravery took us over and we decides 5 years after our first encounter we would revisit.

Meeting just along the road at The Guardsmans Inn (which incidentally does a great curry & a pint nights on Wednesday!) we only had a stumble to the curry shop.

I feel sorry for the Ocean Village, the owner is a lovely chap and he has a set of flats across the road (75% sold proudly announced outside) he should be full of customers but last Friday he was struggling. The England v Moldova game on the telly was clearly hitting the custom.

We arrived with only 2 people in having a quite semi-romantic night out (no romance after a curry eh!) and the ambiance was well flat... He wasn't even playing any music.

Eating in a library was never going to be entertaining, but we ploughed on... The immortal question "what is your speciality?" was met with that ridiculous response that curry house so frequently use "It is all special!" made me think of the lead Indian character in the The Best Marigold Hotel movie - optimistic in the extreme...!

The Ocean Village is a strange place because it is one of those places that if you choose well you get great food if you choose wrong you get bland tasteless food that leaves you thinking that a Waitrose Curry for one would have been a far better idea. Which is exactly what we experienced a mix bag of surprise and apathy towards the food.

The tip from us would be stick to the 'meat' (hopefully lamb) curries and avoid the chicken (bland) and fish (tasteless) the mix starter is however well worth having as you get a sample of the best and it was all tasty.

This place does at least do hot curry so many places nowadays don't offer truly tasty hot curry - not all that macho crap of give me a Vindaloo but just bein able to turn out a curry hotter and tastier than your average. So many places are taming down their heat we find. My advice is try the Jalfrezi Lamb - nice and spicy and great tender meat.

The ambiance did bring the mood down a bit but the price is something you simply can't knock this place on as it was £25 a head with booze in so very reasonable I think you would agree.

How do we sum up The Ocean Village - they are nice people, the food is decent and occasionally good it just isn't a very special place, there just isn't anything to make it stand out nothing you put your finger on and say - that's great but it is not awful and it is no longer worthy of the damning we originally gave it.

25 years in business this year and that says something, you can get by with decent offerings - but in the world of curry things have moved on so much will it survive another 25 like this?

Would we go back - yes in 5 more years. The all important scores - from the 6 people there...

Juan 6
Gavin 6
Ian 7
Rob 7
Nick 7
Pete 7

Website : http://www.oceanvillageuk.com/